tales from the office #72
08:05:2002

the peter principle (people rise to their level of incompetence) is probably the greatest business theory ever developed. a few theories i have developed about this ridicules place.

urgent disappearance principle - the greater the urgency of a project, the more likely it will disappear completely.

waffling principle - wait 24 hours before executing orders from management, they will change.

milton bradley principle - it is a game of chutes and ladders. lying ladders climb upward, truth chutes tumble downwards.

weasel de jour principle - if you don't like your manager, wait five minutes, there will be a new one to hate.

wicked growler principle - the shitty coffee is ruining the bathrooms.

Posted by griff at August 05, 2002 11:04 AM
comments (24)