the peter principle (people rise to their level of incompetence) is probably the greatest business theory ever developed. a few theories i have developed about this ridicules place.
urgent disappearance principle - the greater the urgency of a project, the more likely it will disappear completely.
waffling principle - wait 24 hours before executing orders from management, they will change.
milton bradley principle - it is a game of chutes and ladders. lying ladders climb upward, truth chutes tumble downwards.
weasel de jour principle - if you don't like your manager, wait five minutes, there will be a new one to hate.
wicked growler principle - the shitty coffee is ruining the bathrooms.