i am disillusioned and disappointed in the internet. it seems every fetish conceivable to man has a web site dedicated to the topic for a small monthly fee. except one. mine.
the nape of the neck is the sexiest part of a woman. I can not tell you why. perhaps some bizarre childhood event crossed a few wires in my brain and now i am a freak. now before y'all start emailing weird links to me, i have no interest in vampire sex or strangulation. kind of like star trek fans. to the casual observer they are all the same, but to a true trekkie, there is a world of difference between fans of the original and fans of deep space nine. my fetish is simple, just a plain naked neck.
i have shared this interest with my wife. she doesn't get it, and believes it to be a little weird. She would sooner don rubber swim fins, a plaid school girl skirt, and a sombrero than cut her hair short to reveal her neck. unfortunately Mexican deep-sea diving school girls do nothing for me.
so, jug-head plan #37 to get rich quick, is to create a subscription based, neck fetish porn site. i might not get rich, but it will be fun. potential models should email their neck portfolios to me immediately.
Posted by griff at July 31, 2002 07:40 AM