time warps and beer
08:21:2002

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my town of frisco (30 miles north of dallas) has existed in a loophole of time. recently, the good people of frisco approved the sale of beer and wine within county lines. an action that has catapulted frisco forward in time to 1978. still some catching up to do, but we'll be there soon.

this beer and wine issue has ripped the town apart. the proposition passed over 2 to 1, but the 1's refuse to give up the fight. the city council has taken it upon themselves to provide moral guidance for us all. they are ruling with an iron fist when it comes to approving licenses.

i and many others are ecstatic about the change. it used to be a 20 minute drive to get beer, now it is only 2 minutes away! the exuberance is hard to contain. often when perusing the beef cooler at the grocery store i can feel the excitement of others perusing. it is all i can do to keep from high fiveing the other customers in the beer isle.

now i can resume my path to alcoholism unobstructed. a path i began when living in sinful detroit where liquor could be purchased on every corner, where the weak are killed and eaten.

Posted by griff at August 21, 2002 11:24 AM
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