
hayden doppler is an insomniac. he does most of his shopping online in the wee hours. hayden is very curious. hayden is very confused. hayden often writes in non-sequiturs. hayden rarely wants to purchase items for their intended use, he usually has other uses in mind.
as a service to you the reader and a potential consumer, hayden will occasionally post email inquiries and the received response. the information is provided to help you as a consumer decide if the product is worthy. ultramicroscopic incorporated has negotiated an exclusive agreement with hayden. who said ultramicroscopic didn't look out for the little people?
the emails are real, the responses are real, hayden is not.
Posted by griff at June 26, 2002 02:59 AM