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i really want to enjoy watching the world cup thingy (tournament? championship? event? match? game? whatever). i have put some effort into watching. i really want to care, but i don't.
i think a few minor tweaks to the game may bolster u.s. interest in the sport. first, shorten the field quite a bit. cover the grass with a wood floor. the goal's are much too big, make them circular and suspend them about 10 feet in the air. kicking the ball should be illegal. make the players dribble with their hands. force them to shoot every 28 seconds. that should do it...oh, yea, the players need to be much taller and more tattoos.
word to your mutha, fifa.
Posted by griff at June 18, 2002 03:39 PM