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my hair is red. well not really red, that is just what people call it. it actually is closer to an orange color but it sounds even more stange to say some one has orange hair. anyway, the hair on my arms is also orange. the result is sort of an orangatang like appearance. i bet there are over 3 thousand hairs on my left forearm alone. on rare occassion i may notice a single hair that it not orange. it is either black or white. freakishly black or white. black as night, or white as the lone ranger's hat.
i believe the black ones contain my evil powers and impulses. if i find a black one, it is important to search my body until a white one is found. white ones are good and nutralize the power of the black ones. it is a delicate balance, a single one hair advantage will determine if i am evil or good. harmony is imparitive.
today i put two quarters into the newspaper box but grabbed 2 newspapers. i can't explain why i did this. i have reviewed both papers and they are the same. word for word.
i think there is an imbalance of hairs.
Posted by griff at June 19, 2002 02:30 AM