the absolute first thing you must do upon walking into your hotel room is to rip the top bedspread from the bed.
that thing never gets washed, and god only knows what has taken place on top of it. i have seen enough amateur porn on the internet to know porn amateurs never make it under the covers, every thing is done on top.
that thing is cootie infested.
Posted by griff at April 30, 2002 11:04 AM