simpler days
04:23:2002

at some point in middle school science class we spent some time on personal hygiene. there is not a lot to cover at that age, brush your teeth and wash your hair. it's like taking your car in for service after only 3000 miles. not much needs to be done.

now at 35, i could probably use a refresher course. things are much more complicated. random mutant hairs occasionally sprout from my back. in fact i just seem to be hairier all over (except for my head of course). i have more nooks and crannies, my teeth are not as white as they used to be, and a few finger and toenails seem to be making it up as they grow. i have butt fur that dates back to the days of milli vanilli.

i'm pretty sure none of those issues were covered in 6th grade.

times have also changed. many men are having cosmetic surgery, shaving their bodies, and coloring their hair. all things that would be considered vain or feminine when i was growing up.

i don't even know where to start. what is the preferred method for removal of ass hair?

Posted by griff at April 23, 2002 12:36 AM
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