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fast food joints and small restaurants have become very impersonal. it is time they recognize me as a human being, not just an order number on a paper receipt.
i would like to see these places give their customers nicknames. names based on physical appearance, smell, disfiguring scars, hairstyles, etcetera. names like grunt monkey, spooky tooth, stench, crabby bitch, og the destoyer, and pookie. much easier to remember than a random number.
order up! jumbo burger for dumbo!