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today i installed the magnolia 3000-E. that is how the sales guy referred to it, i would call it a toilet seat.
on the maiden voyage i was doing some thinking. it is these small pleasures in life that can not go un-noticed. for at least today my toilet seat is newer than bill gates seat. my seat is the cleanest in the world, cleaner than martha stewart's. my new seat has less milage than ed mcmahons. my seat smells better than bono's seat. considering the advances in technology, my toilet is more advanced than the one elvis died on.
There i sat on my throne, king for a day! then i realized the true king is the guy in line behind me at home depot. his seat is 5 minutes newer than mine. Oh well, i still enjoyed those five minutes.
Posted by griff at March 18, 2002 12:07 AM