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while on the topic of underwear, ... my primary motivation for changing it on a daily basis is the fear i will be in an accident, carted off the hospital where doctors and nurses will gather around me to make fun of my dirty underwear. all as I lie unconscious.
i would like to thank my mother for planting that fear. simply telling me it was for sanitary reasons would have convinced me to change at least every other day.